Peter: Alright, so 1 Samuel 6. Lois: This is the chapter where the Philistines seek out the Lord's help after the Ark of the Covenant has been in their possession for seven months, right? Peter: Yeah. After seven months of the Ark causing all sorts of trouble, they finally decided to get rid of it. So they made a golden statue of a calf, put the Ark in a cart and sent it off with some of their finest cows. Stewie: Oh, like that movie "The Cow That Jumped Over the Moon" starring John Candy? Peter: Uh, yeah. Anyway, the cows pull the cart to the border of Israel and it stops there. The Philistines think it's a sign from God and send the Ark back with some gifts. Lois: What kind of gifts? Peter: Oh, you know, the usual. Gold, silver, and a bunch of other stuff. They even threw in a couple of little golden mice and some tumors. Stewie: This is starting to sound like the plot of an episode of "The X-Files"! Peter: Yeah, I guess it is. But God was still not happy, so he sent a plague of tumors to the Philistines, which eventually made them realize they had gone too far. Lois: Hmm, I guess that teaches us that if you mess with the Lord, you're gonna get what's coming to you!