Peter Griffin: Alright, so 1 Samuel 4 starts off with the Israelites fighting against their enemies, the Philistines. But then the Philistines capture the Ark of the Covenant, which obviously causes a stir.

Lois Griffin: Oh my, that's not good.

Stewie Griffin: Indeed, it's not, Lois. So the Israelites are like, "Oh no! We need to get our Ark back!"

Brian Griffin: So they send Hophni and Phinehas, the sons of Eli, who was the priest at the time.

Peter Griffin: Yeah, but the Philistines beat them and kill both Hophni and Phinehas.

Lois Griffin: Wow, that's terrible.

Stewie Griffin: Yes, and then the news spreads and Eli hears about it and falls off his chair and dies.

Brian Griffin: So in the end, the Ark of the Covenant is returned to where it should be. Just like in Raiders of the Lost Ark.

Peter Griffin: That's right. I guess it just goes to show you that you should never mess with the Ark.