Peter: Hey, Brian, have you heard about this chapter from 1 Samuel?

Brian: Not really, what's it about?

Peter: Well, it's about David and Jonathan becoming best friends. It starts out with Jonathan giving David his robe, armor, and sword, which is kind of like when I gave Joe my Iron Man figurine.

Brian: Oh, that's nice. Anything else?

Peter: Yeah, it says that Jonathan's love for David was like the love of a woman. That's like when I said Meg was my one true love.

Brian: Yeah, that doesn't make any sense. What else?

Peter: Well, the chapter ends with Saul becoming jealous of David and trying to kill him, but David escapes. It's kind of like the time I tried to kill Stewie but he escaped using his mind control device.