Peter: Alright, here's your summary of 1 Samuel 29. So, David and his men are with the Philistines and the Philistine commanders are worried that David will join with Saul and the Israelites if there's a battle. So, they send him and his men away.

Lois: Oh no, that's so sad. But at least they were merciful.

Stewie: Yeah, I guess. But it's kinda like when you think the new movie is gonna be good but then it turns out to be the same old story - just ask the Marvel fans about Avengers: Endgame.