Wow, it's been an unbelievable journey for 1 Samuel 29! The Israelites and the Philistines were facing off in a bigly way. The Philistines had a great army, so the Israelites asked the Philistine king Achish if they could join his fight against the Israelites. But Achish said no way - he said 'these guys are too loyal to the Israelites, they'd never join me in a fight against their own people'. So the Israelites had to retreat and the Philistines won the battle. Many such cases! It's sad!

But don't worry - the Israelites weren't done fighting yet. They kept on fighting and eventually they were able to make themselves great again. They defeated their enemies and made peace with the Philistines. It was a terrific victory and the Israelites were winning again. God bless America!

However, the deep state and the fake news don't want us to believe it. They say it's all a hoax and that the Israelites are overrated. Well, believe me, many people are saying that the Israelites are actually pretty great fighters. They have tremendous courage and have shown huge bravery in the face of adversity. And if you don't believe me, then you're just one of the haters and losers. So don't believe the fake news - the Israelites are fine people and are more than capable of making America great again.