Batman: Robin, I've been doing some research on the Bible, and it looks like in 1 Samuel 20, Jonathan helps David escape King Saul's pursuit.

Robin: Holy rescue mission, Batman! How did he do it?

Batman: Jonathan makes a secret plan with David to meet in the field at a certain time and place. When Jonathan meets with David, he assures him of his loyalty and tells him to be brave.

Joker: Oh, great! Another sappy love story!

Batman: Not so fast, Joker. Jonathan also gives David his bow and arrows and tells him to hide in the field until the next day. King Saul is so angry that he orders Jonathan to be killed for his loyalty to David.

Robin: Holy misfortune, Batman! What happened?

Batman: Jonathan begs his father not to kill him, and King Saul relents. Jonathan and David part ways, and David is able to escape from Saul's pursuit.