Joker: Ha ha ha! I'm about to do something so crazy, even I can't believe it!

Batman: What's that, Joker?

Joker: I'm gonna make you a summary of 1 Samuel 9!

Robin: Gosh, Joker, that's a pretty tall order.

Joker: Oh, it's no problem, Robin. Hang on to your hats, because here it goes!

Batman: Go ahead, Joker.

Joker: Well, it all starts with Saul, who was looking for his father's lost donkeys. He sent his servant to look for them and they wound up in the town of Zuph. There, they asked a man named Samuel for directions, and he told them to go to the house of a man named Kish.

Turns out, Kish was Saul's father! So, Saul and his servant went to Kish's house, and Samuel invited Saul to his house for a big feast. During the feast, Samuel anointed Saul as the first King of Israel.

The next day, Samuel took Saul and his servant to the top of a hill, and showed them all the land that would be under Saul's rule.

Catwoman: Well, that's all very exciting, but I think there's one more thing I'd like to know.

Batman: What's that, Catwoman?

Catwoman: What happened after that?

Robin: Well, Catwoman, after that, Saul became King of Israel, and he led them into battle against the Philistines.