Joker: (Laughs maniacally) Ahahaha! I'm about to get rid of Batman and Robin once and for all!
Batman: Not so fast, Joker! Look what we found in the Bible!
Robin: In 1 Samuel 24, we learn that King Saul was chasing David, and David had the opportunity to kill him, but he chose not to.
Joker: Oh, no! That's not good for my evil plan!
Batman: You see, Joker, David was a man of principle and integrity. He knew that it wasn't right to kill the king, even though Saul was trying to kill him.
Robin: So instead of killing Saul, David cut off the corner of his robe.
Joker: What?!
Batman: Yes, and when Saul realized what David had done, he praised him for his restraint and honor.
Robin: What a great example of how we should always act with integrity and follow the will of God!
Joker: (Groans) Foiled again!