Robin: Holy Bible, Batman! What is that noise?

Batman: It's the Philistines, Robin! They have taken the Ark of the Covenant from the Israelites and brought it to their city of Ashdod.

Catwoman: But why did they take the Ark, Batman?

Batman: It's part of a plan by God to punish the Philistines for their sins, Catwoman. As soon as the Philistines brought the Ark to Ashdod, God began to afflict them with tumors and other diseases.

Joker: Haha, that's a funny punishment! What did the Philistines do then?

Robin: They decided to move the Ark from place to place, but that didn't help. Everywhere the Ark went, God plagued the Philistines with diseases. Finally, they decided to return the Ark to the Israelites.

Batman: Right, Robin! And that's the end of this chapter.