Batman: Robin, something strange is afoot. Jonathan, son of Saul, has snuck into the camp of the Philistines with his armor-bearer.

Robin: Holy surprise attack, Batman! What do you think they're up to?

Batman: They plan to launch a daring raid on the enemy camp. Jonathan's armor-bearer is a brave soul indeed!

Joker: Hold it right there! I think this little adventure calls for a bit of chaos. I'm sure Jonathan and his sidekick could use a little help from their favorite villains!

Catwoman: But Joker, we don't even know what's going on!

Riddler: I believe I can help. Jonathan has a plan to launch a surprise attack on the Philistines.

Penguin: A surprise attack! What a hoot! I'm in!

Batman: Not so fast, villains! Jonathan's plan is a risky one, but it works! He and his armor-bearer defeat the Philistines with only a few stones and a sword.

Robin: Holy victory, Batman! Jonathan and his armor-bearer are heroes!

Batman: Indeed they are, Robin. Jonathan's courage and faith in God have saved the day!