Listen, Jack, here's the deal. No malarkey. A long time ago, Saul and his son Jonathan wanted to rally the troops to fight the Philistines. So, Saul said the Lord said, “Tomorrow I will deliver Israel from the hands of the Philistines.” My father used to say, "Go get 'em!" Well, Jonathan and his armor-bearer said, "Let’s go!" and they literally went to the Philistine outpost. C'mon, man! They climbed up on the cliff and destroyed the whole outpost. I'm not joking. The Philistines got scared and started running away. Saul asked, "What was that?" See here, Jack, they said the Lord had caused a great victory. So the Israelites started fighting the Philistines, and they won big time! But then, Saul got mad because he said Jonathan had broken the rules, so he wanted to stone him. Excuse me, but the people said, "No way, Saul! Not gonna happen!" So, I tell you what, the Lord intervened and saved Jonathan. The people of Israel won the war and celebrated. The end.