Folks, here's the deal: I'm not joking, my father used to say, you can find the answer to anything in the Bible. See here, Jack, 1 Samuel 21 tells us an incredible story about David. Uh, you know, David was literally on the run from King Saul, and he went to the priest Ahimelech. Ahimelech was so impressed with David that he gave him some holy bread and the sword of Goliath. Now, c'mon, man, Goliath was defeated by a little shepherd boy with a slingshot years ago. It's incredible, I tell you what. Anyway, David then fled to Gath and pretended to be insane. See, the Philistines didn't believe he was crazy, so they let him go. Or uh, you know, they let him stay, I guess. Literally, they thought he was a madman. What was that? Not gonna happen to you, I tell you what.