Alex Trebek: So, tell me a little about yourself.

Contestant: Well, I'm a big Bible fan and I'd like to tell you about 1 Samuel 14.

Alex Trebek: [Rolls eyes] Ok, go ahead.

Contestant: This chapter tells the story of Jonathan's brave attack on the Philistine garrison at Geba. Despite being heavily outnumbered, Jonathan and his armor-bearer defeated the Philistines and the people of Israel were greatly encouraged.

Alex Trebek: [Sighs] Interesting. So, do you have any hobbies?

Contestant: Actually, I'd like to tell you more about the Bible! In this chapter, God helped Jonathan and his armor-bearer by sending a panic among the Philistines. The Israelites then pursued the fleeing Philistines with great slaughter and took the city of Geba.

Alex Trebek: [Groans] Alright, I think I've heard enough about the Bible for now. Tell me about your hobbies!