Alex Trebek: "So, tell me about yourself!"

Contestant: "Well, Alex, I thought I'd tell you about 1 Samuel 13. In this chapter, Saul is appointed by Samuel to be king of Israel. However, Saul disobeys God's instructions and offers a sacrifice to God himself instead of waiting for Samuel to arrive. As punishment, God promises to replace Saul as King."

Alex Trebek: "That's...interesting. So, what do you like to do in your spare time?"

Contestant: "Well, Alex, I'm also interested in 1 Samuel 14. In this chapter, Saul's son Jonathan leads an attack against the Philistines and is successful, despite the odds being against him. This leads to the Israelites gaining a great victory against the Philistines."

Alex Trebek: *sighs* "Yes, that's...interesting. So, what is your favorite TV show?"

Contestant: "My favorite TV show is 1 Samuel 15. In this chapter, Saul disobeys God's orders and fails to completely destroy the Amalekite people. As punishment, God rejects Saul as King and chooses David as the new King of Israel."

Alex Trebek: *frustrated* "Ugh, yes, that's great. Tell me, what did you have for breakfast this morning?"