Alex: "So, tell me a bit about yourself, what do you do for fun?"

Contestant: "Well, I like to read the Bible and I was just studying 1 Samuel 26 recently. It's a pretty interesting chapter!"

Alex (sighing): "Uh okay, I guess. What is it about?"

Contestant: "It's about David, who is being pursued by Saul, the king of Israel. David is hiding in the wilderness of Ziph, and Saul has three thousand of his soldiers looking for him.

Alex (sighing again): "And then what happens?"

Contestant: "Well, David's men suggest that he should kill Saul, but David refuses, saying that he doesn't want to fight against God's anointed king. So instead, David sneaks into Saul's camp at night and steals his spear and water jug.

Alex (visibly frustrated): "And then what?"

Contestant: "David takes the spear and water jug and puts them on a rock, and then he challenges Saul, asking him why he is pursuing him. Saul realizes his mistake and repents, and David spares his life.

Alex (speaking quickly): "Alright, that's enough about the Bible, let's talk about something else!"