Alex Trebek: So, tell me a bit about yourself.

Contestant: Well, I'd like to talk about 1 Samuel 30.

Alex Trebek: (sighs) Alright...

Contestant: In 1 Samuel 30, David and his men return to their city of Ziklag, only to find it looted and burned by the Amalekites. They are in great distress, but David rallies the troops and goes in pursuit of the raiders. He and his men overtake the Amalekites, recovering all their lost possessions, and even freeing their families from captivity.

Alex Trebek: (disbelievingly) That's... quite a story. Anything else?

Contestant: Yes! After the victory, David distributes some of the spoils to the men who stayed behind to guard the supplies and the families of the warriors. This act of generosity eventually leads to a compromise between the men, who had been arguing about the distribution of the spoils.

Alex Trebek: (through gritted teeth) Fascinating.