Good evening everyone. I'm Norm MacDonald, and this is Weekend Update. Well, we've got a wild one for ya tonight. In 1 Samuel 30, David and his men return to a city they had been living in, only to find it destroyed, and their families taken captive by the Amalekites. David's men are pretty upset and want to stone him, but David just starts praying and crying out to God. God answers his prayers, and he's able to pursue and defeat the Amalekites, rescuing his family and all the booty the Amalekites had taken. Alright, so, it's a great story, but I gotta say: if your family gets taken captive, maybe don't wait for God to save them - maybe, I don't know, pursue the captors? Just a thought.