1. And it came to pass, when David and his men were come to Ziklag on the third day, that the Amalekites had invaded the south, and Ziklag, and smitten Ziklag, and burned it with fire; / 2. And had taken the women captives, that {were} therein: they slew not any, either great or small, but carried {them} away, and went on their way. →

Good evening everyone. I'm Norm MacDonald, and this is Weekend Update. Well, we've got a wild one for ya tonight. In 1 Samuel 30, David and his men return to a city they had been living in, only to find it destroyed, and their families taken captive by the Amalekites. →

Joe: Alright, so what can you tell us about 1 Samuel 30? Bible Expert: Well, it's a story about David and his men finding a town that has been attacked by the Amalekites. They find that everyone has been taken away as captives and that everything has been taken. →

Alex Trebek: So, tell me a bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I'd like to talk about 1 Samuel 30. Alex Trebek: (sighs) Alright... Contestant: In 1 Samuel 30, David and his men return to their city of Ziklag, only to find it looted and burned by the Amalekites. →

Listen up, you maggots! In 1 Samuel chapter 30, we find out that David and his troops have been away from their home in Ziklag for three days. When they return, they discover that the Amalekites have raided the town, burning it to the ground and taking all the women and children. →

Batman: Robin, I'm worried about our good friend David. Robin: What happened, Batman? Batman: It seems while he was away, the Amalekites raided the city of Ziklag and captured everything. Robin: That's terrible! What did David do? →

Folks, listen up. Here's the deal. My father used to say, ‘No malarkey’ when it comes to the Bible, and this chapter is no exception. See here, Jack, it starts out with David and his men coming back to their home in Ziklag after a battle. →

1 Samuel 30 tells a sad! story of how the Amalekites took advantage of David and his people while they were away. They took away all of their wives, children, and possessions, leaving the men with nothing. →

[Peter] "So, um, 1 Samuel 30... That's... um... oh yeah, that's when David and his crew attack the Amalekites and rescue their wives and children. That's like when Stewie and Brian went to save Rupert from that evil toy-maker, you know? Except it was with swords and spears instead of a giant mech suit. →