Good evening, I'm Norm MacDonald and this is Weekend Update. Let's take a look at the Bible, shall we? This week, we've got 1 Samuel 9, a real doozy. So, Saul, a handsome but hapless fella, is looking for his dad's donkeys. He doesn't find them, but he does run into a prophet who tells him he's about to become king of Israel. So, Saul hits the town and sure enough, he's crowned. He has some successes against the Philistines, but not enough to really impress anyone. In the end, he proves to be a pretty mediocre king. And that's 1 Samuel 9, folks.