This week on Weekend Update: God's got an issue with a certain judge in 1 Samuel 8. You see, God had appointed Samuel as the leader of Israel, but the people weren't digging his style and thought they'd be better off with a king. So, God told Samuel to tell the people they were getting a king, and the people were ecstatic. But God wasn't so happy. He warned Samuel that a king would take their sons and daughters to serve him, take their land and crops, and demand a hefty tax. But the people didn't listen. They wanted a king, and they got one. So, lesson of the day: be careful what you wish for, because you just might get it.