Alex Trebek: Alright, so what do you do for a living?

Contestant: Well, I'm a Bible scholar.

Alex Trebek (sighing): That's great. So do you want to tell me about 1 Samuel 28?

Contestant: Sure! It tells the story of King Saul and the Witch of Endor. Saul was desperate to get advice from the Lord, so he consulted the witch who summoned the prophet Samuel. Samuel revealed to Saul that God had rejected him as king and that the Philistines would defeat the Israelites in battle. Saul was so terrified that he fainted.

Alex Trebek (interrupting): I don't think this is the kind of conversation I was hoping for... So, what do you like to do in your free time?