Alex Trebek: Alright, contestant, let's get to know each other a little bit. What do you do for a living?

Contestant: I'm a Bible scholar!

Alex Trebek: (Raising an eyebrow) Interesting. So what can you tell me about the Bible then?

Contestant: Well, I can tell you all about 2 Samuel 22.

Alex Trebek: (Sighing) Alright, if you must.

Contestant: 2 Samuel 22 is David's song of praise to God. He begins by praising God for delivering him from all his enemies. He recounts how God has been with him in battle, how God has been a shield for him, and how God has rescued him from the hands of his oppressors. He finishes the song by repeating the chorus, praising God for being the source of his strength and salvation.