Alex Trebek: So, contestant, tell me a bit about yourself!

Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible, so I thought I would summarize 2 Samuel 9 for you.

Alex Trebek: *sighs* That's nice... but let's move on to something else.

Contestant: Okay, so 2 Samuel 9 tells the story of King David's kindness to Mephibosheth, the son of his late friend Jonathan. David learns that Mephibosheth is still alive and invites him to the palace, where he grants him a special place at the king's table. David also restores to Mephibosheth all of the lands that had belonged to his grandfather, Saul. This act of kindness by David shows us the power of grace and mercy.

Alex Trebek: *rolls his eyes* That's... uh, great. So, what other hobbies do you have?