Alex: "So tell me about yourself, contestant. Where did you grow up? What do you do for a living?"

Contestant: "Well, I'd like to tell you about the Bible. Specifically, 2 Samuel 10. In this chapter, the Ammonites and Syrians have formed an alliance to fight the Israelites. King David sends Joab and his army to fight the coalition and they win the battle. The Ammonites then send representatives to make peace with David and he accepts. David then sends a second army to fight the Syrians and they are also victorious. In the end, David is victorious and the Ammonites and Syrians are defeated."

Alex (visibly frustrated): "That's...great. But do you have any other hobbies or interests that you'd like to share?"

Contestant: "2 Samuel 11 is also very interesting. In this chapter, David commits adultery with Bathsheba and arranges for her husband to be killed in battle. God then punishes David by killing the child he had with Bathsheba and sending a plague to Israel."

Alex (exasperated): "That's...uh...very interesting. But I think it's time for us to move on. Let's talk about something else!"