Alex Trebek: So, contestant, tell me a bit about yourself.

Contestant: Well, I'd like to start by summarizing 2 Samuel 20.

Alex Trebek: [Sighs] Alright, let's hear it.

Contestant: In the chapter, a man named Sheba leads a revolt against King David, and David's general, Joab, pursues Sheba. Joab eventually catches up with Sheba and kills him, thus ending the revolt.

Alex Trebek: Interesting...but how about something a bit more personal?

Contestant: Well, I'm also well-versed in the Bible. I'd like to summarize 1 Samuel 20 next.

Alex Trebek: [Rolls eyes] Let's hear it.

Contestant: In this chapter, a man named Sheba leads a revolt against King David, and David's general, Joab, pursues Sheba. Joab eventually catches up with Sheba and kills him, thus ending the revolt.

Alex Trebek: [Visibly frustrated] That's enough Bible for now. Tell me something else about yourself.