Alright, folks, here's the latest from 2 Samuel 18. David's son, Absalom, has been leading a revolt against his father, and he's getting ready to take on David's army in battle. David's army is led by Joab, and he's chosen some of his best men to go and fight Absalom. So they're all out there, ready to fight, and Absalom is all by himself on his mule. But when the armies face off, Absalom's hair gets stuck in the branches of an oak tree, and he ends up getting killed by Joab's men. So that's how David's revolt ends, with Absalom's untimely death. Looks like the apple doesn't fall far from the tree in this story, folks!