Hey folks, it's me, Norm MacDonald here, and I'm here to give you all the lowdown on the latest episode of the Bible. In this week's installment, 2 Samuel 3, we've got a real doozy of a story. So buckle up, cause this one's a wild ride! So here's what's going happened: basically, there's a whole lot of internal drama between the house of Saul and the house of David. The house of Saul is trying to kill David and his brothers, but David and his brothers have allies in the form of Abner and Joab. In the end, Abner ends up killing Joab and then eventually leaves the house of Saul and joins David's side, which is a pretty big deal. In the end, Abner is killed by a guy called Joab's brother, but David still manages to stay in power. That's about it for this week's episode. Tune in next time for more biblical drama!