Alex Trebek: So, tell me a bit about yourself.

Contestant: Well, I'm an avid Bible reader and I'd like to tell you about 2 Kings 9.

Alex Trebek (sighing): Of course you do.

Contestant: In this chapter, the prophet Elisha sends a messenger to anoint Jehu as the new king of Israel. Jehu goes on a rampage, killing the current king, his family, and anyone loyal to him. He also kills all of the prophets of Baal. He then orders the people of Israel to follow him and they do. The chapter ends with Jehu destroying the last remnants of the royal family of Ahab.

Alex Trebek (with an exaggerated eye roll): Alright, if you insist.