"Listen, Jack, no malarkey! Here's the deal: 2 Kings 9. My father used to say, 'You'll never get to the top if you don't take a few risks.' And that's exactly what Jehu does in this chapter. See here, Jack, this is a story about a man of God who has a mission. He's sent to anoint Jehu as king of Israel, and Jehu takes it from there. He literally goes on a rampage, wiping out everyone who supported Ahab and Jezebel. He's got his eyes on the prize, y'all. But what was that? He's not done yet. He's gotta get rid of Ahab's family - and he does! No mercy, no mercy! C'mon, man! I'm not joking - this is serious business. He wipes out the whole family and then goes on to take control of Israel. He's the man! No doubt about it. So, folks, that's the story of 2 Kings 9. Or uh, you know, it's not gonna happen - Jehu's reign is gonna last a while. I tell you what: That's what this chapter is all about. Excuse me!"