"Well, folks, the story in 2 Kings 9 is one we've heard before. A good guy gets chosen to do something big, but then all kinds of crazy stuff happens. This time, it's Jehu, anointed by one of the Lord's prophets to be king of Israel. But on his way to claim the throne, he kills a bunch of people and then makes a solemn pact with evil King Joram. It's like a soap opera. Just when you think you know what's gonna happen, you don't. So buckle up, folks. It's gonna be a wild ride."