Okay, so this week on Weekend Update, we're talking about a real page-turner from the Bible: 2 Kings 6. Apparently, the prophet Elisha is chillin' with some of his boys and they're hanging out in a city that's surrounded by the Arameans. And Elisha's like, "Yo, you know what would be dope? If we could get our hands on some iron tools so we could build a siege wall." So they go and get some iron tools and they build the wall, but then the Arameans are all like, "Hey, what's going on here?" So they send an army to check it out, and Elisha's all like, "Yo, no worries, I got you." So he prays to God and then he tells his boys to go out and attack the Arameans. So they do and they totally massacre them. Then the king of Israel is all like, "Dang, that was pretty cool! You saved us!" So Elisha's like, "Don't worry, man, I got you." And so ends another thrilling chapter from the Bible.