Alright, folks. This week in the Bible we’re talkin’ about 2 Kings 2. Here’s the scoop. We got Elijah the prophet and his buddy Elisha and they’re about to part ways. Elijah is about to be taken up to heaven, but not before he and Elisha part ways. So Elisha is all like “Wait, let me go with you!” But Elijah’s like “Nah, it’s all good, I got this.” But Elisha’s persistent, and he follows Elijah right to the river Jordan. Then outta nowhere, a bunch of bears come and attack the kids who were makin’ fun of Elisha. So Elisha’s all like “See, I told you I was the real deal!” And then, Elijah is taken up to heaven in a chariot of fire. Moral of the story? Don’t mess with Elisha. That’s all for this week, folks. I’m Norm MacDonald, and I’m out.