• King James Version

    1. In the second year of Joash son of Jehoahaz king of Israel reigned Amaziah the son of Joash king of Judah. / 2. He was twenty and five years old when he began to reign, and reigned twenty and nine years in Jerusalem.

  • Norm

    Well, this week we’re checking in with a real blast from the past: 2 Kings 14. We meet up with King Amaziah of Jerusalem, who’s just finished a successful campaign against the Edomites. He celebrates his victory by, wait for it… killing all the Edomites’ priests! But then God sends a prophet to tell Amaziah that it’s not cool to kill priests, so Amaziah calls off the executions.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, welcome to the show Bible Expert! We're talking about 2 Kings 14 today. So what's going on in this chapter? Bible Expert: Well, Joe, this chapter is about the reign of King Amaziah of Judah.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex: "Let's talk about your hobbies! What do you like to do in your spare time?" Contestant: "Well, I'm actually really into bible studies, so I'd love to tell you about the summary of 2 Kings 14!" Alex: *sighs* "Okay, if you must.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Listen up, you maggots! This is 2 Kings 14. You need to know this chapter like the back of your hands, because it's important. King Amaziah of Judah was assassinated and his son, Uzziah, took the throne.

  • Batman

    Batman: Holy Smokes, Robin! The King of Israel, Amaziah, has just been assassinated! Robin: Holy Assassins, Batman! What will happen next? Joker: What will happen? Why, I'll tell you what will happen! The people of Israel will crown his son, King Jehoash.

  • Joe Biden

    "C'mon, man, listen, Jack! Folks, I'm gonna tell you what happened back in 2 Kings 14. Here's the deal: there was this king, Amaziah. He was a good king, literally, my father used to say that Amaziah was a stand-up guy.

  • Donald Trump

    2 Kings 14: Bigly and sad! It was a huge time for the land of Israel, with King Amaziah ruling. Many people are saying he was a terrific leader, and he did many amazing things. He defeated the Edomites, overrated as they were, and brought back the territory that had been lost.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so 2 Kings 14. It starts off with Amaziah, king of Judah, who divides his army into two sections, one to go fight against the Edomites, and one to fight against the Ammonites. Brian: Oh, like in the movie 300!