Alex: "So, (Contestant's Name), tell me a bit about yourself!"

Contestant: "Well, Alex, I happen to have a pretty good understanding of the Bible, so I thought I'd start by summarizing Amos 4."

Alex (sighing): "Go ahead then..."

Contestant: "Sure! Amos 4 warns the people of Israel against their sins and immorality. God had been sending them judgments and warnings to turn away from their wickedness, but they continued to ignore him. He then sends a final warning and says that if they don't turn away from their sins, then he will destroy them. He also says that he will send a famine to the land, strip them of their wealth, and make them sick with diseases."

Alex (shaking his head in frustration): "Unbelievable. Well, moving on... let's talk about something else!"