Alex Trebek: "So tell me about yourself, contestant. What do you do for a living?"

Contestant: "Well, I know a lot about the Bible. For instance, in Joel 3, God says there will be a special day when He will gather all the nations to battle against Jerusalem. All the nations will be judged and punished, and God will rescue His people."

Alex Trebek: "That's...interesting. But why don't you tell me something about yourself?"

Contestant: "Well, in Joel 3, God promises that He will restore the land of Israel and make it a place of blessing. He will pour out His Spirit on all people and they will turn to Him in repentance. He will bring peace, justice, and righteousness to the earth."

Alex Trebek: *sighing* "Yes, that's all very Biblical. But what can you tell me about yourself?"

Contestant: "Oh, and in Joel 3, God promises that He will judge the nations for their wickedness and restore the fortunes of His people. He will bring abundance and prosperity to His people, and the nations will recognize Him as the true God."

Alex Trebek: *visibly frustrated* "Look, I'm all for your religious knowledge, but can you please tell me something about yourself? Something that isn't about the Bible?"

Contestant: "Well, I'm a...um...I'm a big fan of Jeopardy!"

Alex Trebek: "Ah, now that's more like it!"