Alex: Alright contestant, tell me a little about yourself.

Contestant: Well, I would like to talk about the Bible. Specifically, Joel 2.

Alex: (Sighs) Okay...go ahead.

Contestant: Joel 2 is about a prophecy of the coming of the Day of the Lord which will bring great destruction. It mentions a great army, like a swarm of locusts, that will devastate the land. But it also promises that God will ultimately restore the land and his people.

Alex: Uh-huh. Anything else?

Contestant: It also talks about how God will pour out his Spirit on all people, and there will be great signs and wonders. God will also forgive the sins of his people and they will receive great blessings.

Alex: (Rolls eyes) Alright. Well, I'm sure you have plenty of other things to talk about.