Batman: Prepare yourselves, Robin, for we must venture into the book of Joel!

Robin: Holy prophecy, Batman! What will we find?

Joker: Ha ha ha! What will you find? I'll tell you what you'll find, my dears—terror and destruction!

Batman: Joker, your evil plans will not work this time. In Joel 2, we find a message of hope.

Robin: What kind of hope, Batman?

Batman: The hope of a great restoration. Joel 2 calls for a time of repentance, and speaks of a time of great joy and abundance.

Catwoman: Sounds lovely, but what else does it say?

Batman: The chapter speaks of a great army coming to Jerusalem and a time of judgment. But, most importantly, it speaks of God's mercy and forgiveness.