Peter: Alrighty, here's the deal with Joel 2: Some locusts come and destroy all the crops, and God's like, "Oh no, this is a bummer." So he sends his peeps to tell the people that he's gonna give them another chance and to change their ways. Then he sends a bunch of thunder and lightning and a strong wind, like in that movie Twister, but with more praying.

Lois: Uh-huh, and then what happens?

Peter: Well, then God tells them they should blow their trumpets and shout to make all the locusts go away. So, they do that, and the locusts go away. This is followed by a big celebration and everyone is like, "Hooray! We beat those locusts!"

Stewie: Yeah, like when the Nazis were defeated in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.

Peter: That's right, Stewie!

Brian: So then what?

Peter: Then God tells 'em that he's gonna bless them with lots of food and stuff, and he's gonna restore the land and make it all green again. So, the people are all like, "Woo-hoo! We did it!"

Meg: Awww, that's kinda sweet.

Peter: Yeah, it is sweet. The moral of the story is, if you believe in God and do good, then he'll do good for you in return.

Lois: That's a nice lesson, Peter.

Peter: Yup. Not a bad way to end Joel 2.