Alex Trebek: So, how about we get to know each other a bit?

Contestant: Sure. Well, did you know that in 1 Chronicles 13, King David brought the ark of the covenant of the Lord to Jerusalem?

Alex Trebek (sighing): That's...nice. Anything else?

Contestant: Sure. So, the people of David decided to bring the ark of the Lord in a new cart, but they didn't use the Levites to carry the ark and their decision caused God's anger to be stirred up.

Alex Trebek (trying to stay calm): Interesting. Is that it?

Contestant: Not quite. So, David was angry and sought the counsel of God, and God told him to bring the ark of the Lord back to Jerusalem. So, David had the Levites carry the ark of the Lord and sacrifice offerings.

Alex Trebek (exasperated): Yes, yes, of course. Well, that's enough about the Bible. Let's talk about something else.