Alex Trebek: Alright, so tell me about yourself!

Contestant: Well, I'm really into the Bible, and I'm kind of an expert on it. So I'd like to tell you about 1 Chronicles 29.

Alex Trebek: *sighs* Alright, go ahead.

Contestant: So in this chapter, King David praises God and encourages everyone to contribute whatever they can to the building of the temple. The people offer a huge amount of gold, silver, and other materials. Then David, the priests, and the Levites praise God and give thanks for his blessings.

Alex Trebek: *sighs again* That's nice, but what else?

Contestant: Well, after that, David blesses the people and gives thanks to God for all that he has done for them, and for his faithfulness. The chapter ends with David giving a speech to the people and encouraging them to continue to serve God.

Alex Trebek: *rolling eyes* Okay, moving on...