Alex Trebek: Alright, so let's get to know our contestant a bit. What do you do for work?

Contestant: Well, I'm a Bible scholar.

Alex Trebek (sighing): Ah, great. Tell me about it.

Contestant: Well, I specialize in the book of 2 Chronicles. It's the second book of the Hebrew Bible, and it's all about the reign of King Solomon.

Alex Trebek (trying to change the subject): Interesting, so what kind of hobbies do you have?

Contestant: Well, one of my favorite things to do is to summarize the Bible. So, in 2 Chronicles 1, God appears to Solomon and tells him to ask for anything. So, Solomon asks for wisdom and God grants him that and also wealth and long life. God also gives Solomon authority over all the other nations, and Solomon builds the temple and offers sacrifices to God.

Alex Trebek (exasperated): This keeps happening to me.