Alex Trebek: Alright, let's get to know you a bit, contestant! So, tell me a bit about your hobbies and interests!

Contestant: Well, Alex, I'm a big fan of the Bible, so I'd like to summarize 2 Chronicles 36 for you.

Alex Trebek (sighing): Alright, if that's what you want to do.

Contestant: Sure! 2 Chronicles 36 tells the story of the reign of King Zedekiah. He was a bad king, who did not listen to the words of the Lord. He rejected the Lord's prophets and continued to do evil deeds. As a result, the Lord allowed the Babylonians to conquer Jerusalem, and King Zedekiah was taken into captivity.

Alex Trebek (groaning): Great. Another contestant who wants to talk about the Bible. Moving on... tell me a bit about your family!