Alex Trebek: So, tell me a bit about yourself!

Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible and I'd love to tell you about 2 Chronicles 32!

Alex Trebek: (with a hint of exasperation) Alright, I suppose.

Contestant: So, 2 Chronicles 32 tells the story of King Hezekiah of Judah. He was a righteous king who led Judah back to the worship of God. He destroyed idols, repaired the temple, and re-instituted the Passover celebration. He also faced a huge army from Assyria, but God delivered Judah from the Assyrians.

Alex Trebek: (sounding increasingly exasperated) That's all very interesting. So, tell me, what do you like to do in your free time?

Contestant: Well, I also like to read about King Hezekiah's accomplishments in 2 Chronicles 33. He strengthened the fortifications of Jerusalem and removed all the idols from the city. He even refused to listen to the false prophets who tried to deceive him.

Alex Trebek: (now clearly annoyed) This is great, but can we maybe talk about something else?

Contestant: Well, I suppose. But I just wanted to point out that God was with Hezekiah and he was able to defeat the Assyrians!

Alex Trebek: (bitingly) I'm sure that's very important. Now, can we please talk about something else?