Alex Trebek: "So, how about that weather? It's been quite a summer, wouldn't you say?"

Contestant: "Well, actually, I was just thinking about the Bible. Specifically, 2 Chronicles 29."

Alex Trebek: [sighs] "Go ahead."

Contestant: "Well, in 2 Chronicles 29, King Hezekiah restores the worship of Yahweh in the Temple of Jerusalem. He orders the priests and Levites to cleanse the temple and sacrifices a number of bulls and rams to atone for Israel's sins. He then orders the people to celebrate the Passover and feast for seven days, which they do. At the end of the chapter, King Hezekiah and the people of Jerusalem recommit themselves to the Lord and renew their covenant with Him."

Alex Trebek: [exasperated] "And what have you been up to lately? Anything interesting?"