Peter Griffin: "Alright, 2 Chronicles 29. So, we got King Hezekiah, who's all like, 'Yo, let's clean up the temple and get back to worshipping God and stuff.' So, he orders a bunch of dudes to clean up the temple and get rid of all the idols and pagan stuff. Then he tells the priests to offer sacrifices and stuff. Oh, and then he cracks open a few cases of mead, which is like a medieval beer, and starts partying. It's like a Biblical version of Animal House."

Lois Griffin: "Oh Peter, that's not very respectful. But the people do obey Hezekiah, so it must have been a pretty cool party."

Brian Griffin: "Yeah, but then it gets kinda weird. Hezekiah decides to put the Levites in charge of the music, and they start playing instruments and singing and shouting praises to God."

Stewie Griffin: "Oh, it's like a religious version of Glee! How terrible."

Peter Griffin: "Yeah, and then Hezekiah commands that the people start sacrificing animals like bulls, rams, lambs, and all kinds of other animals. It's totally wild, like a Biblical version of Fear Factor!"