Peter Griffin: OK, so this is 2 Chronicles 7. So God appears to Solomon, and he's like, "Hey dude, if you follow me, I'll bless your people." And then Solomon's like, "You betcha, God." So then God's like, "If your people ever get down and out, just come to this temple and pray, and I'll make it all better." And then Solomon's like, "Whoa, that's wild, God. Can I get that in writing? *wink wink*".

Lois Griffin: So then God's like, "Sure, Solomon, I'll give you a sign," and then he sets afire to the altar and all the sacrifices, and the glory of the Lord filled the place and everyone was just like, "Whoaaaa!"

Brian Griffin: Yeah, and then God's like, "If you ever turn away from me, I'm gonna punish you and your people, so you'd better stick with me, Solomon." And then Solomon's like, "Aight God, you got it".

Stewie Griffin: Oh, and then God also warned Solomon and the people of Israel not to intermarry with unbelievers, or else they'd be cursed and driven out of the land. So then Solomon was like, "Dang, got it! We won't even think about it!"

Meg Griffin: But then God's like, "Okay, I've got one more thing. If you ever break my commandments and turn away from me, I'm gonna bring disaster upon you. So you'd better stay on my good side." And then Solomon was like, "Word, God. Got it."

Chris Griffin: And then God was like, "Aight, I'm outta here," and he disappeared, and then everyone was just like, "That was awesome!"

Quagmire: And then Solomon built the temple, and God's glory filled it, and everyone was just like, "This is so cool, like a scene out of Guardians of the Galaxy!"