Peter: Well, Lois, it says in 2 Chronicles 15 that King Asa made a covenant with the Lord and told everyone in Judah to seek the Lord with all their heart and soul.

Lois: Oh yeah? So what happened?

Peter: Well, Asa removed all the abominable idols from the land and told the people to live in the fear of the Lord and obey His commandments.

Stewie: Silly Asa, don’t you know that the Lord works in mysterious ways? Like, why did he create the Kardashians?

Brian: But Asa also put away all the male cult prostitutes from the land and gathered all Judah and Benjamin to celebrate the Passover in Jerusalem.

Lois: Wow, that’s really great for them.

Stewie: Yeah, but the Lord also created the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and Spongebob Squarepants.

Peter: Yeah, but Asa and the people of Judah continued to seek the Lord and they were successful. They built fortified cities and had peace with the surrounding nations.

Lois: Well, that’s great.

Brian: Yeah, it’s like the Lord said, “Hey, don’t mess with Asa and the people of Judah or you’ll have to deal with the Avengers!”