Peter: Alright, here we go, 2 Chronicles 1. So, King Solomon went to the holy place at Gibeon and there he offered a thousand burnt offerings to the Lord.

Lois: Wow, talk about a lot of firewood!

Stewie: Yeah, that's like a whole season of Game of Thrones!

Peter: Haha, yeah! And then the Lord appeared to Solomon in a dream, and said, ask for whatever you want and I'll give it to you.

Brian: Really? That's like something out of a Disney movie!

Peter: Right, so Solomon was like, hey, give me wisdom and knowledge so I can judge your people properly.

Lois: That's very wise.

Stewie: Yeah, it's like something out of an episode of The Wire!

Peter: Haha, yeah! So the Lord was pleased and granted him his request. And then he gave him wealth, honor, and power.

Brian: Wow, that's like something out of a Scorsese movie!

Peter: Yeah, pretty much! So Solomon was now the most powerful king in the region. The end.