Alex Trebek: "Alright contestant, tell me a bit about yourself!"

Contestant: "Well Alex, I'm an avid reader of the Bible and I'd like to give you a summary of the 2 Chronicles 24 chapter."

Alex Trebek: "Uh, okay. Could we maybe talk about something else? Like your hobbies or something?"

Contestant: "Sure, but first I'd like to tell you what the 2 Chronicles 24 chapter is about. King Joash became king when he was seven years old and reigned in Jerusalem forty years. He did what was pleasing to the Lord as long as Jehoiada the priest was alive. But after Jehoiada died, Joash abandoned the Lord and the people followed suit. The king and the people sacrificed to false gods and neglected the temple of the Lord. The Lord sent prophets to urge the people to repent, but they ignored them. Finally, the Lord sent a great army from the Arameans to punish them and they destroyed the temple of God."

Alex Trebek: "Okay, that's great. Now, can we please talk about something else?"

Contestant: "Sure, let's talk about my hobbies. I like playing video games and..."