Alex Trebek: Alright! So, tell me a little bit about yourself!

Contestant: Well, Alex, I'd like to tell you about 2 Chronicles 25.

Alex Trebek: (Visibly frustrated) 2 Chronicles 25? What is that?

Contestant: It's part of the Bible. It tells the story of King Amaziah, who was the king of Judah. He was a good king, who followed God faithfully. He defeated the Edomites in battle, and dedicated the spoils of the victory to God.

Alex Trebek: (Rolling his eyes) Right...Well, what else did he do?

Contestant: He also got rid of the idols in the land and removed the high places. He even assembled an army of 300,000 men, but then was warned by a prophet not to attack Israel. So he listened to the prophet and instead hired 100,000 mercenaries from Israel.

Alex Trebek: (Sarcastically) What a fascinating story. Moving on then, what do you do in your free time?

Contestant: Well, I'm sure you'll be pleased to know that 2 Chronicles 25 ends with King Amaziah's death. He was killed by conspirators in Lachish and then buried in Jerusalem. It's a really interesting chapter, don't you think?

Alex Trebek: (Through gritted teeth) Yes, fascinating. Now, how about you? What do you do in your free time?